Dear ladies who wear makeup to the gym: you look like an idiot. Seriously, I’m sorry, but you do. Take the makeup off before you visit a place of exercise. I know you want to look cute while you bounce out a rigorous one-mile jog on the treadmill, and that’s your prerogative, but my advice is that you not do it with Maybelline running down your cheeks.
Now, you may be concerned that without makeup men won’t want to fuck you. If so, I want you to ask yourself the following questions:
1.) do you still have boobs?
2.) do you still have a vagina?
If you answered “yes” to one or more of the above, congratulations, guys will still want to fuck you.
