I have literally ended friendships with people because of how slow they walk.
Q:You get to decide what you’re reincarnated as. Assuming you believe in it, what sex and race do you come back as, and why?
Is it weird that the first answer that came to me was gay banana? What does that even mean? I scare me.
Does anyone want to come over and criticize House Hunters with me you can have your own sleeve of cookies
Yeah maybe don’t fuck with me this early in the morning.